Circe is a part-time handler and full-time menace. If she has the disc, you better cut in quick or she's throwing a stall 2 scoober!
This former cross country and track runner was turned disc connoisseur after joining the team. With his extra thicc dumpy, NECC runs across the field like a flying flounder ready to bid for any disc.
My friends call me Garlic Parmesan
Spoons started playing ultimate freshman year and is still learning the rules. His favorite clothing article is slippers for his poorly circulated feet.
Maylbox is fresh out of the Postal Service and ready to send flicks in 3-5 business days. Or stall 10, whichever comes first. Also please stop giving Maylbox your bills, he doesn’t want to pay them either.
My favorite tree is the White Pine. I like trees. Haha get it? Cali? Anyways. I'm also pretty decent at frisbee when I'm not tearing my ACL.
Always prepared for a sudden Snow storm but only for his hands, this avid user of the stall 1 hammer is a DnD weeb like half of High Dive. For some reason he keeps bleaching his tips.
Whether he is pulling levers or throwing hammers, it's all coming together.
Standing at a towering 5’2” and 125 pounds this ferocious beast may apologize to you in a Canadian accent. He is here not only to chase disks, but also for the snacks that nobody else will eat. Warning: will sleep in the woods.
Capone might be still figuring out how to throw a flat flick and read a disc, but has quickly learned how to say Bizz and Buzz .
I like to play board games, soccer, and ultimate frisbee. My dream job is to work for Lego as a set designer. I also love to build things, from Legos to computers to wrist-mounted flame throwers, and have even made a few of my own custom board games.
As the son of Exxon, one of my only obligations is to challenge everyone on the team to a game of chel. With zero frisbee experience before Clarkson, I was PR for good reason.
Being one of the shortest on the team, Snipes has on multiple occasions been skyed with the defender not even having to jump.
Gotta represent the women on High Dive.
Spigot is the tallest captain. Tossing pizzas made him a half-decent flat baller. Somehow avoids all photos.
Hailing from the “city” of Burlington, Vermont, this 2 time state champion will not hesitate to tell you about his 2 separate state championships. Not only is that more state championships than Sam “turbo” Luxenberg they were both also open tournaments. In addition to having more state championships than turbo, Lenny also is faster (both pre and post injury) and taller.
Rambo is the king of all baseball boys as he no longer plays due to weak knees and a horrible ERA. Now he just throws flatballs around to try to look cool.
Atlas is the proud owner of High Dive’s weakest collarbone. He demonstrates time after time that yes, size does matter. He has an unhealthy obsession with meatballs, and one day hopes to become unbanned from subway.
Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there's plenty of Syd to go around. "Ice Age ~2002"
Once called an over confident short handler by a fellow teammate turbo is known for exactly that. He breathes frisbee and is faster than Lenny when not injured. During his free time you can find him at temple or in his bed because he is lame and never goes out.
This “expert” carpet salesman is the real deal. While his basketball ball skills haven’t fully transferred to the ultimate field, this human tennis ball is tall enough to sky most people without jumping. Last seen shirtless yelling at the TV.
The West Wing’s receptionist, also known as the world’s lightest sleeper with the world’s loudest voice. Definitely not the guy you want to sneak up on.
After playing frisbee for many years in the swanky streets of Albany, Malk has his own range of iconic sound effects including his back cracking like a glow stick. He can yeet a bottle across a street but still cant complete a full field huck.
Moby has been the designated driver for High Dive since Fall of 2016. WamBam Cam reads the Ultimate Frisbee rulebook every single night after eating a maple creamie and before dreaming about skiing. His moderate frisbee skills have been impeded by a sports hernia but that still hasnt stopped him from constantly telling all of us that we're wrong.
Sidewalk is tired of you asking how the weather is up there. No, he plays ultimate frisbee, not basketball. He gets it, it’s his only defining quality. Despite his protests, this is the only appropriate heckle we shout at him whenever he does anything remotely interesting on the field. Not even his captain-ship, nor quesadilla making skills can outshine the one simple fact: HE’S SO TALL!!
He claims he can run really fast, but no one has ever seen that on the field. What we have seen is his impressive (or concerning?) knowledge of deep web memes and trashy pop-punk, in addition to a tolerance for concentrated ethanol that is too damn high. You definitely don’t want to meet his cousin, but his mom makes some amazing apple muffins.
Beef is a vegetarian and has been since before he was named. He may have single handedly ensured the team stays mixed. Ask him about his Beef Box.
The lesser known Colchester native and the first High Diver on everyone’s bar fight ally list. No one really knows where he disappeared for a year but rumors say he was getting HUSKY. Lives up to his current nickname more than his high school nickname, Carrot seriously Colchester what the frick.
This man’s keeps an Excel sheet for the times of every single Ice he’s ever consumed. He even attaches it to his job applications. Too bad his average is a 4, but at least a social fraternity is helping him improve on that.
This two time treasurer and one time President has been running the team for 3 years now. Caesar’s teammates would rate his Presidency as “sub-par” and his ultimate skills as “okay I guess”. His most notable achievement is fastest disc time, making him the best swallower and fastest finisher on the team.
With an affinity for kangaroos, hockey and self deprecation, this good source of Fiber is everyone's local favorite. Whether it’s stealing a tricycle or being in charge of transporting intoxicated people home, this mans can talk his way out of almost any situation. Ask him about his dogs or his boat, but do so before he's toasted.
Her high doses of sarcasm, constant peace signs and motherly qualities have made her a slightly tolerable member of the frisbee team. Some achievements of MoMos include petting 18 dogs at High Tide and knocking over guys despite the sport being non-contact.
Don't let his appearance fool you; Captain is actually a dolphin that we found in the Clarkson pool and taught to play frisbee.
Possibly the great-great-grandson of Uncle Sam. Has had more ices in 48 hours than you will in your life.
One of us may make weird noises at passing animals, try to attack players on the field, and wants to go for long walks chasing squirrels. The other is a dog.
Nams is one heck of a guy, a decent frisbee player and a real good medic. As a Chemistry major and not a ChemE he got a lot of weird looks but we all came to realize despite his major he belonged on the team
Please change it to something with a funnel or hammers please
It’s Superman! It’s a Plane! No wait… It’s just a red birdman, trying to sky people, but only having about a 50% success rate. When Cardinal isn’t insisting we play Pick 6, he’s probably watching a Patriots game. He’s proven himself as a much more useful captain than treasurer, and much more aerodynamic after a recent haircut.
This witch will accio the frisbee and yeet it into a ditch. She'll be New Hampshire's best defender because no one can call strip on an expelliarmus D. Avada Ke-Yeet!
I said I would be your friend, I never said I would be a good influence
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Brian "Gumbo" Simmons | 2024 |
Buddy "Smoove" Bomze | 2024 |
Bella "Apollo" Turnt | 2024 |
Jonah "Bond" Bajema | 2024 |
Kate "Sonar" Davis | 2024 |
Andrew "Torch" Rogers | 2022 |
Jack "ExXon" Bourikas | 2022 |
Matt "Poof" Rose | 2022 |
Nate "Buttercup" Beaupre | 2022 |
William "Oats" Cleverley | 2021 |
Icy "Roka" McAnulty | 2021 |
Phoebe “Porsche” Christopher | 2020 |
Maureen “El Tigre” O'Brien | 2020 |
Raff “Chef” Manzi | 2019 |
Morgan “Van Joy” Johnson | 2019 |
Mary “Twilight” Marino | 2019 |
Alison "Forrest" Davis | 2019 |
Christian "Nashville" De Parto | 2019 |
Andrew "Beans" Moore | 2018 |
Brian "Paisley" Guntharp | 2018 |
Bruno "Mojado" Winterman | 2018 |
Clifton "Bruce" Amponsah | 2018 |
Courtney "Candles" Maki | 2018 |
Graham "Geo" Campbell | 2018 |
Greg "Juicy P" Burganowski | 2018 |
James-Michael "Nanook" Soha | 2018 |
Kajol "Reggie" Chaurasia | 2018 |
Kevin "Lester" Murray | 2018 |
Liz "Stretch" Miele | 2018 |
Mitch "AcPax" Edson | 2018 |
Monica “Jeannie” Metcalfe | 2018 |
Ryan "Flipper" Carpenter | 2018 |
Adam "Farvah" Graham | 2017 |
Aiden "Chomper" Coutin | 2017 |
Hnat "Inchworm" Peczonczyk | 2017 |
Kendall "Skotch" Gardner | 2017 |
Lexi "E-harmony" Hackford | 2017 |
Luisa "Katara" Barlow | 2017 |
Matt "Bounty" Reluzco | 2017 |
Ryan "Slinky" Carroll | 2017 |
Wyatt "Oilin" Martin | 2017 |
Ashley "Smoove" Alguire | 2016 |
Chris "Dutch" LaDuca (former president) | 2016 |
Ciaran "Pinto" Brown | 2016 |
Danny "Kraken" Miner | 2016 |
Devin "Sawce Baws" Winchester | 2016 |
Erin "Ddddddora" Ryan | 2016 |
Hikari "Cough" Mamata | 2016 |
John "Alvin" Bilardello | 2016 |
Michael "Bootz" Danner | 2016 |
Orri "Fish" Antonsson | 2016 |
Pete "Ladders" Scheutzow | 2016 |
Peter "Scooters" Newman | 2016 |
Scotlynne "Huggins" Rieder | 2016 |
Alex "Jailbait" Trass | 2015 |
Austin "Mrs. Troy" Hill | 2015 |
Ben "Wellen" Doud | 2015 |
Cooper "Kruger" Bowersox | 2015 |
Cory "Arlito" Charbonneau | 2015 |
Craig "Mars" Castricone | 2015 |
Emma Dixon | 2015 |
Eric "Slawww" Slaugh (former president) | 2015 |
Evan "Tassel" Redlinski | 2015 |
Ian "Wheezel" Smith | 2015 |
Jamie "Master" Bates | 2015 |
Joey "Bobby Flay" Quinzi | 2015 |
Josh "New Guy" Bunce | 2015 |
Kalervo "Wildcard" Hyyppa | 2015 |
Kelly "Cupcake" Mulvehill | 2015 |
Marc "Coppi" Coppi | 2015 |
Nathan "Nuter" Elacqua | 2015 |
Ryan "Roethel" Roethel | 2015 |
Sean "Shawshank" Shea | 2015 |
Thalia "Fonda" Frasco | 2015 |
Tim "Lazer" Mather | 2015 |
Travis "Chance" Eaton | 2015 |
Ben "Radio" Petroski (former president) | 2014 |
James "The Don" Vetere | 2014 |
Katelynn "Giant Tiger" Hackett | 2014 |
Nathan "Maxxxii" Bruno | 2014 |
Trisha "Vega$$$" Dupnock | 2014 |
Cameron "Indy" Jones | 2013 |
Cory "Big Wheel" Lavallee | 2013 |
Ryan "Brauny" Braun | 2013 |
Sean "Sean Sullivan" Sullivan (former president) | 2013 |
Brendan "Boogie" LaFleur | 2012 |
Brandon "Nickels" Kelsey | 2011 and 2013 |
Arlo "Arrrmondoo" Dixon | 2011 |
Dan "Dewalt" Charlebois | 2011 |
Charles "In Charge" Weisenbach | 2010 |
Kevin "Junior" Vragel | 2009 |
Alec “Goddard” Stuckey
Alek "Ronaldo" Ahrens
Alex "Smalls" Wright
Andre "Dre" Pilette
Andy "Physics" Marder
Andy "Habib" Berryann
Andy "The General" Lee
Anne "Traiter" Parken
Anthony "Acer" Acer (former president)
Betsy Schongar
Bill "Atkins" Feldman
Brian "Fonix" Leventhal
Brian "B-Wass" Wassinger (former president)
Cam "Thunder" Daye
Chris "Joo" DeMaria (former president)
Chris "Maverick" Lloyd
Chris Yager (First President)
Christine "Fatty" Suss
CJ "Schoolie" Kirby
C-Lit
Codie "Comeau" Cain
Cory Weidenbach (former president)
Dan "Lazer" Beem
Danielle Bousquet
Dave Holmes
Doug "Money" Dozark
Emma "Skipsies" Hogan
Greg "Henry" Wenderlich
Gumby (former president)
Holly "Momma Bear" Morris
Jay "Dirtie Hippie" Goodell
James "Pause" Hammond
Jessica "Cowgirl" Marron
Jeff "Wheels" Hamlin (former president)
Joe "Frostbite" Guzzo
John "Rasta" Etzler
John "Casual Sex" Something
John "Stuki" Stukavec
Jon "Dijan" Novak
Jon "JY" Young (former president)
Josh "Crazy Will" Irons
Karen "First Lady" Rusin
Kip "Dip" Dreyfus (former president)
Kris "Kim" Renadette
Laura "Grizzly" Bear
Lisa Dietrich
Lucas "Chum" Wells
Lucian "Gavel" Dacchille
Luke Edsall
Mallory "Ace" Petrie
Mary "Ice" Padasak
Maureen "Justice" Hoen
Matt "Donga" Rowell (former president)
Melissa "You Idiot" Damsky
Mike "Mike Powers" Powers
Mike "Yak" Giacomo
Nick "Diesel" Cegelka
Owen "Kachow" Mears
Pete Ogden (former president)
Raruairi
Ricky "50/50" Plesh
Reed "Rob" Hollinger
Rob "No Show" Reid
Rob (former president)
Robert "Pickles" Brown
Ryan "Bielinda" Bielinda
Ryan "Crocker" Crocker
Ryan "Rage" May
Sam "Schwan" Swan
Sam "Crumples" Begnoche
Sam "Sam and Jason" Barnhart
Samer "Rafiki" Akiki
Sarah "York" Hunte
Scot "Sweets" Purdy
Scott "Strikeout" Berend
Scott "Hints" Tomlinson
Sean "Poonani" Murnane
Steve "Mcqueen" Brindak
Temitayo "Tayo" Odueyungbo
Troy "Coco" Krug
Tung "Ninja" Luong
Will "Pinz" Manchester-Wells
Wyatt "Y-IT" Spellman
Nicholas "8D" Cornser
Emma "Smite" Killmeyer