Hey guys, I’m Sparkle. Although I’m not sure why my name is Sparkle, my best guess is because it’s how bright and shiny I make everyone’s day. My presence is just THAT magical.
First he's there, then he's not. Some might say he's just an illusion, a vision, a figment of their imagination. But no, he's simply a Mirage.
The pilk enjoyer and lover, weighing as much as a minivan with the family of 6 on the way to ruin an Olive garden, turned to the ways of the disc. Put a frisbee in my hands and you'll see why they don't let me handle. I'm also a chronic liar.
Name, t-shirt, and pickup line game are better than yours, however, cannot throw flicks or hammers. Give and take, I guess. Forgets to stall count more often than he bangs your mom. 6'0" tall when wearing correct footwear so obviously 6'0" goes on his tinder bio.
#1 green hoodie enthusiast
Will he throw the worst throw you've ever seen or will he throw the best, the world may never know!
Yes, I am named after a burger, deal with it. I have been playing frisbee ever since high school and don't plan to stop. I have arguably the best jumping and swatting form, the pictures don't lie. You don't wanna mess with me when my burger gets messed up, I will grab a spatula and flip you into next week.
The true number 13 on High Dive. I pterofy all who play against me and tire out defenders that try to cover me as I fly up and down the field with seemingly unlimited energy and no clue what I'm doing. Will occasionally skip practice to play baseball or start essays due the next day, but will always attend family dinner.
Look in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Kamul's poorly thrown hammer.
Gracias Señor.
SNAX is still trying to open the Mott’s package, but he is not giving up. He believes that one day, he will enjoy the delicious fruit snacks inside.
The only thing I catch is Covid.
I dont even go here.
When I was in Cross Country in high school in Texas we ran on an abandoned road, a housing development that never had houses but did have a restaurant that has sense torn down, that was called Tumbleweed Hill. Coincidence I think not.
Whether he's on or off the field, Mort likes to move it move it. So you better watch out -- because if you're a disk or King Julian -- he's coming for you.
Defensive menace on chase for one point, two on a good day. Preferred cheese-cracker combo is Merlot parmesan on a Minnesota Flat. Throws too many chicken wings because they're funny.
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Brian "Gumbo" Simmons
Kendon "Spectre" Fignar
Emma "Smite" Killmeyer
Thomas "Comet" Bondaruk
Xander "Ronan" Fioretti
Jason "Kelp" Scott
Johannes "Stingray" Richter
Dorian "Tyrion" Loeber
Aria "Bronco" Garceau
Ben "Piston" Skoog
Will "Cloyster" Dumont
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