Thomas "Lasagna" Field

President

Number: 72

Class of 2026

he pilk enjoyer and lover, weighing as much as a minivan with the family of 6 on the way to ruin an Olive garden, turned to the ways of the disc. Put a frisbee in my hands and you'll see why they don't let me handle. I'm also a chronic liar

Nate "Yagoobian" Blumer

Vice President

Number: 89

Class of 2026

FName, t-shirt, and pickup line game are better than yours, however, cannot throw flicks or hammers. Give and take, I guess. Forgets to stall count more often than he bangs your mom. 6'0" tall when wearing correct footwear so obviously 6'0" goes on his tinder bio

Jacob "Sprocket" Mysliwiec

Treasurer

Number: 4

Class of 2027

#1 green hoodie enthusiast.

Harrison "Trifecta" Allen

Public relations

Number: 88

Class of 2028

Ultimate Hockey Baseball Frisbee player guy.

Emily "Monarch" Clark

Apparel

Number: 23

Class of 2028

Collector of discs and maker of questionable decisions. Known for unmatched vibes, suspicious confidence, and a vert that exists mostly in theory. Put a frisbee in her hands, and chaos is always guaranteed.

Leon "Pyke" Doelle

Web Master

Number: 5

Class of 2028

Blue shorts enjoyer

Sage "Spyro" Ackley

Captain

Number: 43

Class of 2028

Silly purple dragon

Nick "Frozone" Sparks

Captain

Number: 24

Class of 2027

Hey, I'm Frozone. I asked chatGPT to write some poetry about my position, and it gave me this. Lover of hucks and bringer of skies, He moves like the wind, with fire in his eyes. The cutter breaks free—he's already there, Swatting dreams right out of the air. Of course, this can't be boasting because a computer said it. Anyway, before you go, quick question: Where is my super suit?

Braemen "Ptrdctl" Twitchell

Mountaineers Captain

Number: 65

Class of 2026

The true number 13 on High Dive. I pterofy all who play against me and tire out defenders that try to cover me as I fly up and down the field with seemingly unlimited energy and no clue what I'm doing. Will occasionally skip practice to play baseball or start essays due the next day, but will always attend family dinner.

Victor "Buck" Burgess

Mountaineers Captain

Number: 41

Class of 2028

When i get the disc as a handler i freeze like a deer in headlights.

Santino "Sparkle" Martinelli

Number: 2

Class of 2025

Hey guys, I’m Sparkle. Although I’m not sure why my name is Sparkle, my best guess is because it’s how bright and shiny I make everyone’s day. My presence is just THAT magical.

Matthew "frootSNAX" Adamson

Number: 16

Class of 2026

SNAX is still trying to open the Mott’s package, but he is not giving up. He believes that one day, he will enjoy the delicious fruit snacks inside.

Marcus "Hiccup" Wilds

Number: 87

Class of 2027

Will he throw the worst throw you've ever seen or will he throw the best, the world may never know!

Josh "Tumbleweed" Andre

Number: 93

Class of 2027

When I was in Cross Country in high school in Texas we ran on an abandoned road, a housing development that never had houses but did have a restaurant that has sense torn down, that was called Tumbleweed Hill. Coincidence I think not.

Aidan "Lotso" Daniels

Number: 0

Class of 2027

"I’ve grown up in the NoCo and go to school in the NoCo. I’m an undergrad Mech-E student hoping to someday do something useful. In my history of spare time, I used to play guitar, play board games, etc. Anyway, I like FRISBEE. I also like diving."

Jack "Blazer" Murphy

Number:

Class of 2028

Austin "Squidward" Reed

Number: 50

Class of 2026

"Skills: Academics, Literature, Cornet Weaknesses: Frisbee, Engineering, Clarkson, Fire Qualifications: Elementary Graduate, Worked in retail and ski rental, 4.0 GPA, undefeated Regional Basketball Champion 2013-2015, Beat Colin O’Brien at Mariokart.

Landon "Diesel" Jones

Captain

Number: 28

Class of 2025

Thinks he can sprint forever. Then is out of gas by half.

Lucas "Spartan" edgar

Number: 13

Class of 2028

I am Spartan. RHAAAAAAAAAA

Lyle "Giannis" Rinehimer

Number: 68

Class of 2025

Freak on the field, freak in the sheets.... https://www.tiktok.com/@keeeeeeeeeeeeemo/video/7148806185553268014?lang=en

AJ "Darwin" Spero

Number: 11

Class of 2027

Gavin "Ekko" Cibelli

Number: 8

Class of 2028