Hey guys, I’m Sparkle. Although I’m not sure why my name is Sparkle, my best guess is because it’s how bright and shiny I make everyone’s day. My presence is just THAT magical.
First he's there, then he's not. Some might say he's just an illusion, a vision, a figment of their imagination. But no, he's simply a Mirage.
The pilk enjoyer and lover, weighing as much as a minivan with the family of 6 on the way to ruin an Olive garden, turned to the ways of the disc. Put a frisbee in my hands and you'll see why they don't let me handle. I'm also a chronic liar.
Name, t-shirt, and pickup line game are better than yours, however, cannot throw flicks or hammers. Give and take, I guess. Forgets to stall count more often than he bangs your mom. 6'0" tall when wearing correct footwear so obviously 6'0" goes on his tinder bio.
#1 green hoodie enthusiast
Will he throw the worst throw you've ever seen or will he throw the best, the world may never know!
Yes, I am named after a burger, deal with it. I have been playing frisbee ever since high school and don't plan to stop. I have arguably the best jumping and swatting form, the pictures don't lie. You don't wanna mess with me when my burger gets messed up, I will grab a spatula and flip you into next week.
Thinks he can sprint forever. Then is out of gas by half.
The true number 13 on High Dive. I pterofy all who play against me and tire out defenders that try to cover me as I fly up and down the field with seemingly unlimited energy and no clue what I'm doing. Will occasionally skip practice to play baseball or start essays due the next day, but will always attend family dinner.
Hey, I'm Frozone. I asked chatGPT to write some poetry about my position, and it gave me this. Lover of hucks and bringer of skies, He moves like the wind, with fire in his eyes. The cutter breaks free—he's already there, Swatting dreams right out of the air. Of course, this can't be boasting because a computer said it. Anyway, before you go, quick question: Where is my super suit?
Look in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Kamul's poorly thrown hammer.
Gracias Señor.
SNAX is still trying to open the Mott’s package, but he is not giving up. He believes that one day, he will enjoy the delicious fruit snacks inside.
The only thing I catch is Covid.
I dont even go here.
When I was in Cross Country in high school in Texas we ran on an abandoned road, a housing development that never had houses but did have a restaurant that has sense torn down, that was called Tumbleweed Hill. Coincidence I think not.
Whether he's on or off the field, Mort likes to move it move it. So you better watch out -- because if you're a disk or King Julian -- he's coming for you.
Defensive menace on chase for one point, two on a good day. Preferred cheese-cracker combo is Merlot parmesan on a Minnesota Flat. Throws too many chicken wings because they're funny.
BEEEEP STANDS FOR BEST EVER EDITION, EVER ETERNALLY PLUNKING
Hi, my name is bubbles. Why? I couldn’t tell you, my best guess is because of my amazing bubbly personality that everyone loves. I only joined high dive because I wanted to play Paintball during pre-O and then I was aggressively peer pressured into joining permanently. I only go to pratice “when I feel like it” and when I do, I purposely bring a shirt that can be considered dark and light just to throw everyone else off.
Ultimate Hockey Baseball Frisbee player guy
"I’ve grown up in the NoCo and go to school in the NoCo. I’m an undergrad Mech-E student hoping to someday do something useful. In my history of spare time, I used to play guitar, play board games, etc. Anyway, I like FRISBEE. I also like diving."
"Skills: Academics, Literature, Cornet Weaknesses: Frisbee, Engineering, Clarkson, Fire Qualifications: Elementary Graduate, Worked in retail and ski rental, 4.0 GPA, undefeated Regional Basketball Champion 2013-2015, Beat Colin O’Brien at Mariokart.
Monarch— the Ultimate Ruler with a flick that could conquer kingdoms! When I’m not busy claiming victory on the field, I’m perfecting my 'I totally meant to do that' face. And if I throw it the wrong way? Just know I’m convincing everyone it’s all part of my master plan!
I am Spartan. RHAAAAAAAAAA
Freak on the field, freak in the sheets.... https://www.tiktok.com/@keeeeeeeeeeeeemo/video/7148806185553268014?lang=en
Blue shorts enjoyer
I am a Mechanical/Aerospace Egineering doubel major at clarckson undiversity. I like to go hiking and camping and my fravoitie color is green. I love you